Damn-Near Daily funny Emails for the not-so-easily offended.

Almost every day I write something funny to my list. (Funny is subjective so you might hate it...you might not.)
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I share stories from my life, bits I'm working on for the stage, random thoughts from my brain, and the occasional hate mail from the easily offended.
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I also share tour dates, exclusive links to buy tickets before the general public, and thoughts I may not be able to post on social media.
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I believe email is final frontier of free speech in a world that's becoming more and more controlled and divided.
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If you like laughter and freedom, this is the list for you. If you don't, you probably won't like me.
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Just enter your name, email, and which state or country you live in below and I'll send you a funny email right away...
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